I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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