Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just had sex bonerless
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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