We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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