god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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