I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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