My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
wow bdsm is so cute
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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