And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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