I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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