Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
