well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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