Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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