he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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