party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize