I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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