I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Alive.
So much puke
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
And then my night got REAL pukey
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
