nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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