you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Never let your siblings swipe right.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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