This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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