he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just want to make out with him forever
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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