It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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