I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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