Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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