Nicole vs. Life
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I supernannyed him into submission
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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