Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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