Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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