I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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