And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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