Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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