Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We need to get me chipped asap
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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