Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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