Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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