Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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