wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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