it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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