Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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