i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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