Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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