You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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