BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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