im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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