So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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