Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.