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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it

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  nevermind its newpaper

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music

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• (661): View more from California

  I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me

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• (727): View more from Florida

  i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car

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• (850): View more from Florida

  ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.

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  Why is this not a picture message?

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