I am in a vortex of obligation.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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