You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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