A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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