I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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