perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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