Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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