I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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