idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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