I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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