ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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