I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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