After last night, I could never be a politician.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
