Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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