You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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