and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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