You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories