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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there

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  Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is

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• (936): View more from Texas

  im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.

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• (805): View more from California

  Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke

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• (607): View more from New York

  There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.

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• (562): View more from California

  Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?

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  My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude

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• (916): View more from California

  We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM

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  Stall or urinal?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.

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