I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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