ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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